For the love of god, just stop!!!

Yes, I know it's election day. Yes, I know I recently registered to vote in this area. Yes, I know about your shitty candidates. I know, I know, I know, I know. So please, STOP CALLING ME EVERY 10 GODDAMN MINUTES TO ASK IF I'M VOTING FOR YOUR GUY!!! I WISH TO GOD THERE WAS A "NO" OPTION SO I COULD VOTE AGAINST EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS THAT HAS BEEN CALLING ME NONSTOP FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS! WHY ARE YOU EVEN EXEMPT FROM THE DO-NOT-CALL LIST IN THE FIRST PLACE? I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE EXEMPT, SO WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME AND EVERY OTHER VOTER IN THE REGION TOWARDS LOBBYING CONGRESS TO REPEAL YOUR POLITICAL SPEECH EXEMPTION???? WHY???? AND COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CALL IN PERSON INSTEAD OF HAVING YOUR UNDEAD ARMY OF AUTOMATIC DIALERS THAT WASTE SPACE AND TIME ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE OR JUST CALL AND HANG UP BECAUSE I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT THAT I CAN'T EVEN ANSWER MY OWN GODDAMN PHONE IN MY OWN GODDAMN HOME ANY LONGER DO YOUR FUCKING DIRTY WORK? FUCK YOU ALL! STOP CALLING ME, JUST STOP GODDAMMITFUCKITALLASSBASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

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OK. I feel better now. As long as the phone doesn't ring, I'll be fine.

(in the distance)

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I love the Cranky 2.0 Content Director

Coaster's picture

Below your heaping of well deserved rage upon dim party skulls, Cranky 2.0 provided the following:

. . . . "Other Cranky Content You Might Enjoy

. . . . . * When a Stranger Calls"

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==Coaster (Whooooeeee!)

Hey, Critico! Did you read this one?

Wally_Pipp's picture

It's very well written as well!

Kudos, Xur!

Best regards, Wally

Thanks all!

Xur's picture

If you like my ranting, please remember to mod it up. With luck and a little effort, we can all keep the crankiness alive!

Don't telemarketers get it?

TMundo's picture

Have you ever met anyone that told you they bought some product or re-mortgaged their house because some telemarketer called them up and sold it to them and now they're just as happy as can be, boy are they glad that person called? Have you ever heard some one say that? Ever?

Well how about this? Have you ever heard someone other than xur complain about telemarketing? You have? Really? Who? What's that? You lost count?

So why don't telemarketers get it, Why do they say it's one of the best forms of advertising when you never hear of anyone who's a happy satisfied recently telemarketed consumer?

Direct mail gets 2-3%

daz's picture

Direct mail gets 2-3% return. I've seen marketing ads where a company will guarantee a 5% return from telemarketing.

I've heard that telemarketing works...

HS's picture

...because of neglected housewifes and lonely old widows/widowers who are bored and just want someone to talk to, even if it's a telemarker schlepping some crap they really don't need.

HS

Which is why I turn down the

daz's picture

Which is why I turn down the ring volume, screen my calls, and friends IM me often than call.

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