For the love of god, just stop!!!
Yes, I know it's election day. Yes, I know I recently registered to vote in this area. Yes, I know about your shitty candidates. I know, I know, I know, I know. So please, STOP CALLING ME EVERY 10 GODDAMN MINUTES TO ASK IF I'M VOTING FOR YOUR GUY!!! I WISH TO GOD THERE WAS A "NO" OPTION SO I COULD VOTE AGAINST EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS THAT HAS BEEN CALLING ME NONSTOP FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS! WHY ARE YOU EVEN EXEMPT FROM THE DO-NOT-CALL LIST IN THE FIRST PLACE? I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE EXEMPT, SO WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME AND EVERY OTHER VOTER IN THE REGION TOWARDS LOBBYING CONGRESS TO REPEAL YOUR POLITICAL SPEECH EXEMPTION???? WHY???? AND COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CALL IN PERSON INSTEAD OF HAVING YOUR UNDEAD ARMY OF AUTOMATIC DIALERS THAT WASTE SPACE AND TIME ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE OR JUST CALL AND HANG UP BECAUSE I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT THAT I CAN'T EVEN ANSWER MY OWN GODDAMN PHONE IN MY OWN GODDAMN HOME ANY LONGER DO YOUR FUCKING DIRTY WORK? FUCK YOU ALL! STOP CALLING ME, JUST STOP GODDAMMITFUCKITALLASSBASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
OK. I feel better now. As long as the phone doesn't ring, I'll be fine.
(in the distance)
ring... ring... ring...