Dear God, what have we become?
A swarm of retarded and drunk Bay Area (people)
have proceeded to drunkenly stumble into their SUVs
and careen happlessly up 101 to 128
there in god forsaken in-bred white trash eco-hell
they gassed up,slapped the yuppie larvea,refiiled the (road cup)
and headed out 128 to visit my neck of the woods YAY!!!
now dont get me wrong< I know tourism is thew life blood of
this wrecked shockinly igorant place but GODAMNIT!!!!
This my lovely county is not your urinal
no, you cant (just see the inside)
of my ranch house
your kids fucking suck
your wife is a cunt
oh spend all your money first
do not repeat NOT buy a (summer home) HERE
We hate u You can buy a house here
YOU WILL NEVER BE A LOCAL
AHHHH i feel less homacidal allready WHEW