Public Bathrooms, learn to use them in a clean manner...
How many times have you walked into a public restroom facility and noticed these things?:
-There's urine all over the seat, where's my lysol?
-There's toilet paper on the floor soaked in puddles of urine, I mustn't let my pants down that low if I'm to sit.
-The toilet hasn't been flushed and there's feces and toilet paper filling the hole in the bowl.
These are just a few of the simple examples that immediately come to mind, keep in mind I'm not talking about the local hole in the wall bar where that sort of thing is expected, and I'm not talking about restaurants either. I'm talking about parks, malls, amusement parks (ughh, shudders) and maybe a few fast food joints. Let's go through the examples I've just mentioned one by one, shall we?
There's urine all over the seat, where's my lysol?
Basically, as the laws of bodily sanitation reflect, there is no reason why urine should find it's way onto the seat. Men urinate standing up, they lift the seat and pee. Women sit on the seat and pee into the bowl. It befuddles the mind as to why this phenomenon occurs, but yet I will try to offer explanation. I'm assuming a man did this. My question is why? Were you too lazy to lift the seat? It's not that much work. Are you so confident in your aim that you're too good to lift the seat? Obviously the urine you left suggests otherwise, wipe it up! Do you not want to soil your hands by touching the seat? Use some toilet paper in between your hand and the bowl! There's no reason why you shouldn't lift the seat, unless of course the seat is completely covered in urine, in which case the guy who went before you is the culprit and now he should be reading this.
There's toilet paper on the floor soaked in puddles of urine, I mustn't let my pants down that low if I'm to sit.
That's right, now I gotta pull my pants down far enough not to soak up the urine that's dripped down the side of the bowl, but not too far, because the floor is covred with what appears to be urine. Now if the bowl has overflowed at some point during the day I guess there isn't much I can say. But if for some reason you are not peeing into the bowl (again, the men) unless you're pulling dome kind of childish prank, I suggest you sit down if you are not capable of getting the pee into the water that is in the toilet bowl!
The toilet hasn't been flushed and there's feces and toilet paper filling the hole in the bowl.
Flush the toilet! If you don't want to touch the flusher, again, use some toilet paper, or even your foot. It's not the next person's job, it's your job, and it's not a hard one. I'll make up some illustrations if you want. This seems to be the most common thing I've encountered in my visits to public bathrooms. An un-flushed toilet. The first thing I do is turn around and use the next available stall. There is the situation I run into when all 3 stalls are unacceptable and I have to take the least soiled one and clean up your mess. This pretty much backs up the need for me to write a blog such as this. That there is actual concrete evidence of one or more of these people out there in one sitting. Who are you people anyway? Has anyone ever caught someone on thir way out and said, "Hey, aren't you gonna flush?"
So now I'll tell you about the time I went to Coney Island and used the bathroom for a number 2 and had to pay $.50 to use the thing. The bowl was caked in urine, yes, an actual layer of dried urine on the bowl. I put the paper on the seat in complete awe of the whole situation. It was more of a bizzare experience than any rollercoaster could provide, and I suppose that's why they charged the $.50.