Sometimes I find books on discount...
...that appear to have been published in another, alternate universe. Snark Bait is my website's steak and potatoes and I do believe I have found a winner in the form of the thrilling six-volume saga (of which I actually found two books) of that lovable scamp, Black Bear Killer the Big Brave Dog. It is a children's series written and, evidently, self-published by a motherly-looking woman and labeled as a "character building book" (oh boy!) Here is the irresistable cover blurb:
"The Panther's claws could tear Bear Killer's guts out!"
This is in an awkward red text box stuck in the middle of a hastily-drawn cover illustration of a badly drawn Mountain Lion menacing a badly drawn dog. I am not exaggerating when I say that I cannot f---ing WAIT to read this thing.