Tea-Party Stories!!

"`At any rate I'll never go there again!' said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. `It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!' "

-- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter VII: A Mad Tea-Party

I'd like to take this opportunity to offer everyone the chance to post their Tea-Party stories from yesterday's nationwide extravaganza right here!!

Try to be brief, though. There's only so much band-width, after all.

Here's mine: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rgs/alice-VII.html

Hint: It's an allegory.