Tomorrow is my birthday...

"You kids these days and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Blue-Ray discs and your piercings and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your nuclear physics and your ingrown toenails and your power steering and your elevators and your - hey, I'm not done ranting!" - YuGiOh Abridged


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Coaster's picture

Happy Birthday, Nessie!  I wish you a happy care free day full of self indulgence.   I don't know about your rant, but you'll know you're really getting older when you find yourself saying things to your kids that your parents said to you.  I.E., "Put down that machete!  Can't you just ice a cake like a normal person?"  See?  You're not getting older, are you?

Ah, youth. 


Hula hoops?

RidingFool's picture

What goes around, comes around.

Birthdays, too.

Happy Vagina Egressing Day!

Rajah's picture


Happy birthday!

FearlessFreep's picture

I'd put on a picture of a cake, but I still haven't figured out how to do that.


(In best Jackie Vernon voice)

Wulfgar's picture

"Hap-Py Birth-Day!"


Have some cake:



~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~


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