Can We Talk?

Submitted by Coaster on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 22:59.

I'm going to see Joan Rivers tonight.  She's playing in one of our Indian Casino's concert halls.  I've always thought she was funny and I've been a fan since 1973.  I went there at noon to pick up an early bird pass.  Those with passes, 300 of us, get to be seated an hour early. 

Who wants to touch me?

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I saw her in Vegas about 10 years ago.

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Submitted by Mal_Content on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 23:07.

I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to faint.

I'm sorry, but the only touching

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Submitted by RidingFool on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 16:52.

Quote:

Who wants to touch me?

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you'll get after declaring yourself a Muslim is the one you'll receive during a pre-boarding inspection.

Well, all right then. That, and the severe pummelling you'll get once you're on board when you try to scratch your ass.

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