Cheetah dies at 80
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I'm thinking
we could give him a platform, prop him up, call a press conference and run him in Iowa.
As an aside, just lookit that hawtie standing next to Tarzana of the apes.
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Ungawa!
Unk wala ram-ba van, eta mangani.
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Good old Edgar
had way too much time on his hands.
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Our definitions vary
to me, someone with too much time on his hands accomplishes nothing, next to nothing, or nothing of merit to anyone. Aka our current congress, a SyFy channel executive, those involved in any fashion with the redneck comedy tour, Jim Cantore, or a meth dealer.
By the way, why did a picture of Shannen Doherty at 4 am go with the Cheetah notice?
One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.
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Funny about Tarzan
You'd think that the Lord of the Apes would have a beard (he isn't a Native American) and longer hair. It isn't like the jungle is full of barbers!
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Being a gawdawful Tarzan nerd*...
...I know that (in the books, at least) Tarzan shaved, using either his father's knife or a sharpened clamshell so he'd look less like an ape. His hair was likewise cropped to around shoulder-length.
*and goddamn proud of it
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Obviously
he was of a race of Ancient Aliens, cabable of controlling not only huge blocks of stone, but also with the ability to retard hair growth. I feel I'm somewhat related, since I too have the ability to retard my own growth of hair.
If he ran in Iowa, he'd have my vote just because he was an ancient ancestor.
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Retarded hair, eh?
I too have a hair problem, mutant malignant growth of grey hairs. I call it Hair Cancer, in another twenty years I'll be dead.
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I solved the gray hair thing.
I pull them out.
Come to think of it, perhaps that's why I'm not as hirsute as I used to be.
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