Cheetah dies at 80

I'm thinking

RidingFool's picture

we could give him a platform, prop him up, call a press conference and run him in Iowa.

As an aside, just lookit that hawtie standing next to Tarzana of the apes.


Wulfgar's picture

Unk wala ram-ba van, eta mangani.


~There ain't no Devil, there's just God when He's drunk.~


Good old Edgar

RidingFool's picture

had way too much time on his hands.

Our definitions vary

gamerarocks's picture

to me, someone with too much time on his hands accomplishes nothing, next to nothing, or nothing of merit to anyone.  Aka our current congress, a SyFy channel executive, those involved in any fashion with the redneck comedy tour, Jim Cantore, or a meth dealer.

By the way, why did a picture of Shannen Doherty at 4 am go with the Cheetah notice? 

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.


Funny about Tarzan

FearlessFreep's picture

You'd think that the Lord of the Apes would have a beard (he isn't a Native American) and longer hair.  It isn't like the jungle is full of barbers!


Being a gawdawful Tarzan nerd*...

Wulfgar's picture

...I know that (in the books, at least) Tarzan shaved, using either his father's knife or a sharpened clamshell so he'd look less like an ape. His hair was likewise cropped to around shoulder-length.








*and goddamn proud of it



~There ain't no Devil, there's just God when He's drunk.~



RidingFool's picture

he was of a race of Ancient Aliens, cabable of controlling not only huge blocks of stone, but also with the ability to retard hair growth. I feel I'm somewhat related, since I too have the ability to retard my own growth of hair.

If he ran in Iowa, he'd have my vote just because he was an ancient ancestor.

Retarded hair, eh?

Rajah's picture

 I too have a hair problem, mutant malignant growth of grey hairs. I call it Hair Cancer, in another twenty years I'll be dead.

I solved the gray hair thing.

RidingFool's picture

I pull them out.

Come to think of it, perhaps that's why I'm not as hirsute as I used to be.

Mr. Cranky dies at 10.

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