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Chris leaves no one out
He wins the Pessimist Society's award for his doom and gloom predictions
Watch this and weep.
What's wrong with guzzling maple syrup, clubbing cuddly little ice rats and being able to vote?
Oh, and one more thing. If you're looking for employment and have marketable skills, Canada is open for business. Added bonus: you'll be able to go home every year and visit all of your unemployed friends and tell them how awful it really is up there. That ought to keep them out.
Like Carly Foulkes and Cobie Smulders?
Those stupid bastards killed all the beaver to make hats.
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