Coaster, I gotsta know
Coaster,I came across this entry as I was reading the comments about Seniler Imhofe's lightning visit to Copenhagen to enlighten the Europeans about his views on global warming. Mr Symes is telling about his forced visit to Oklahoma.
... are the attitudes and beliefs of it's inhabitants.
I was sent there for 3 weeks to do some Y2K consulting back in the day, the hotel had a Hooters in the parking lot.
But the thing that got my attention was this commercial:
(Tight close up on a cross attached to a faux wood panel wall, pan out to left keeping cross in shot...)
Announcer: "Here at Big Jim's Auto Jesus is our Lord and saviour"
(Finish pan out on hallway to auto bay with cross still in shot)
(Cue collage of auto bay and maintenance shots)
Announcer: "That's right, at Big Jim's Auto all of our repairs are guaranteed by the Lord himself, when you get a brake job at Big Jim's you know you will get looked out for by the Lord himself."
(Cut to shot of owner)
Announcer: "That's right, come on down to Big Jim's for all of your auto repair needs, where the Lord Jesus is our Saviour!"
Say it ain't so, Joe. Plus, how long is the guarantee? Seven days and seven nights?