Cowboys & Aliens *** spoiler alert ***
We gotcher cowboys.
We gotcher aliens.
We got Injuns with vicious potions.
We got hummingbirds.
We gotcher virgin who can only be despoiled by fire.
We gotcher wasted life of a movie viewer who spent two hours inside on a sunny afternoon when he could have been out riding with Tattooed Chica.
Fortunately, I've become accustomed to wasting my life away, and it was no big deal. However, had I an advanced case of cancer wasting me away, I'd be really pissed.