Cowboys & Aliens *** spoiler alert ***

We gotcher cowboys.

We gotcher aliens.

We got Injuns with vicious potions.

We got hummingbirds.

We gotcher virgin who can only be despoiled by fire.

We gotcher wasted life of a movie viewer who spent two hours inside on a sunny afternoon when he could have been out riding with Tattooed Chica.

Fortunately, I've become accustomed to wasting my life away, and it was no big deal. However, had I an advanced case of cancer wasting me away, I'd be really pissed.