Dear Crankylanders: I need your capable advice and help, because

Submitted by RidingFool on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:37.

I bought a fucking zoo!

You're all invited over to help refurbish the place. However, I may not be able to pay all of you going rates for employment in zoolander. Therefore, to keep costs down, I've been keeping my deceased wife and children in a freezer. I occasionally hack little bits and pieces off of them to feed the inmates.

My question: Should I stamp a best before date on the most choice morsels, or will the FDA for Zoos be okay with it as-is?

Thank you all so kindly.

‹ Tinker, Tailor, Get the hell out of that depressing miserable hateful country, Spy Oscar nominations are in ›
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Watch that they don't get use to human flesh

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Submitted by Rajah on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 01:57.

 They might want a fresher piece of meat

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