Dear Leader's Birthday
Did you do anything special for Dear Leader's birthday?
I spend $35,000 just to be near him
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Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition
www.theonion.com/articles/obama-turns-50-despite-republican-opposition,21061/
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WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress. "With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. "To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support—is that any way to lead a country?" According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older.
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How is it possible
for him to have an actual birthday when he doesn't have a birth certificate?
Esplain me that.
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I hope all the republican congress people die in plane crashes
am I being too harsh?
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Impossible for now
Congress just funded the FAA until September. It'll start all over again then.
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A lot of time and effort went into building those planes
Shame to see them totalled.
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Boeing wouldn't mind
Or Airbus, trajedy, sure, but profitable. Then again, the generalization of the original poster furthers the opinion that the 'hot chicks' he drools over continue to be marginal, at best. Then again one's going to be on Fox so he'll watch regardless. All republicans aren't evil-Ann Coulter-Bill O'Smurfy-Michele Bachmann-Rush Limbaugher types. Trolls like Missy Penisy make that hard to fathom, but there are some of us still out here in the bleakness who wonder if another Tom McCall can't emerge from the ashes that is the current GOP.
But promise me one thing....Promise me you WON'T be gentle !!!!
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you are not very articulate, are you
i think you might be stupid
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Marginal?!?!
Dido , Zooey and Carly marginal ?
They're GODDESSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
No you're right, not all republicans are evil. I can think of a few like Lincoln , Teddy Rooservelt and Eisenhower who were good for the country. Funny all those people are dead. I guess the only good republican is a dead republican.
And I'm starting to think that conservatism is a mental disease
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