Explain your avatars!
I get most them but some I don't
Riding Fool is that your ex-wife?
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Mine is of a close friend...

...it is an exercise in special effects using perspective photography. The guy featured looks like he has a large belly, and the beer looks a bit big as well. However, from the right angle, proportions are skewed. No, it is not meant to infer that I'm a drunk, or that I like beer, but it looks funny, and is quite the random choice, there are others and I plan to alternate them.
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She's my favorite cigar-girl

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oops now mine is something else...

must I bother to explain here in this forum every time I change my, avatar? That's just such a weird word for a picture.
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I *AM* Ralph Drabble

I've been told my resemblance to Ralph Drabble and his lifestyle are so remarkable that I ought to sue Kevin Fagan for appropriating my life without my permission.
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Johnny Cash

Probably his most infamous picture, an ad he put up thanking mainstream country radio and the city of Nashville for their support after winning the Grammy for best country album for Unchained.
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Slow days at work, I'll do

Slow days at work, I'll do chain mail.
That's one of my cats, wearing some armor. He absolutely hates it - damn cute!
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Mine is a Cincinnati Bengal

If someone has a better idea I am open to suggestions.
{;-) Dan in Miami
PS: No porn actors please.
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You could have a picture of Bootsy Collins

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McCrosky about to jump out the tower.

They're comin' RIGHT AT US!!!
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I just couldn't stop laughing when I saw that...

...one of my favorite scenes, althougj there seem to be a lot of favorite scenes.
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If the General does come over

I was planning on using either a picture of a sock puppet or George C. Scott as Patton
My current avatar is of course Pennywise the Clown
Everybody loves a clown!
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Mine is a photo of a winter sunrise...

taken from my living room window. I didn't do anything to this photo - those colours are real.
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The snow appears to be missing.

But I don't miss the snow.
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Well, if I'd taken a photo of the ground,

you would have seen a couple of feet of it. But then I wouldn't have gotten those great colours.
I don't know if I'm going to miss the snow, or not. I guess I'll find out in a couple of months.
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Miss the snow.

* collapses in peals of laughter *
Let me know if you do and I'll send you a bitchslap via MrC's.
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It's the same Avatar I use at fictionpress

So I figured I'd use it here too.
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I'll let you know once I get one...

Question is, what's the best way to shrink an image so it fits the avatar parameters? Photography's a hobby of mine, and I'm thinking of using some of the pictures I've taken as avatars (none of them have my face in them), but they're all way too big for these purposes.
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Here's a link that will shrink your pictures

http://www.shrinkpictures.com/create-avatar/
Just set the size to 85. It will shrink the picture to avatar size and give you three cropping options.
==Coaster (Whooooeeee!)
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I didn't see the need to shrink the pic...

...although it didn't have particularly high res to begin with Io just uploaded it and the sit automatically shrank it.
By the way, Raj, if the general needs a pic, just let me know.
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T, I take it you're volunteering a pic for The Little General

because there won't be a need to shrink that one either?
==Coaster (Whooooeeee!)
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One half of our nation's coat of arms.

Also quite tasty in a red wine sauce.
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I had kangaroo once, if they hadn't told me what it was...

...I wouldn't have really noticed. It was like beef, but slightly chewier. Not to say that what I had was a good selection.
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Ah Mundo! They Overcooked It!

Roo has to be seared really fast...and you have to get thin filets...cuz there is so little fat on a Roo.
basically we are looking at 7 mm cuts...HOT griddle or bbq...and TWO minutes aside ONLY...
more than that...and its gonna be like rubber.
god id love some of that about now.
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My current one...

...is a cartoon character (surprise, surprise) from the 60s; he was featured in the back-up cartoon to Space Ghost (Dinoboy in the Lost Valley).
Creatively, he was named "Ugh".
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You could also use a herculoid...

...that would suffice. Personaly, I liked those amoeba-like blobs, Gloop and Gleep was it? I like the sound they used to make, unfortunately I can't type that sound.
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A memento from a bygone era.

It is the unit patch for members of the Military Assistance Command Vietnam (67-69). Put me on the ramparts of freedom, winning the hearts and minds of the people while screwing their daughters and smoking some of the best primo weed at the time.
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Mitsurugi from the Soul

Mitsurugi from the Soul Calibur series of video games. What better icon for a (Modern)Ronin?
The 85x85 pixel limitation makes it hard to see, but if you squint, in the upper-left corner of the icon there are two Japanese characters: "ro" ("wave") and below that, almost totally obscured, an upside-down Y looking character "nin" ("person"). For a better look, click here.
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None other than. . .

Mr. Walter Clement Pipp, First Baseman for the World Champion New York Yankees, ca. 1925.
Best regards, Wally
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I'm a fan of classic cartoons

It's Super Chicken and Fred in the Super Coop!
"The money was returned to its rightful owners--the crooks!"
"When you hear that cry in the sky, you'll know it's Super Chicken... and his faithful polka-dot Easter egg!"
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All together, now!

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!)
There is someone waiting, who will
Hurry up and rescue you, just
Ca-a-a-a-aaallll for Super Chicken!
(Bawk! Ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Ca-a-a-a-aaallll for Super Chicken!
(Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!)
Ca-a-a-a-aaallll for Super Chicken!
(Bawk! Ack!)
Best regards, Wally
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I'm just a dude

Used to be dirtyhippiefreak, but I'm not so dirty, hippyish or freaklike anymore. Hence, just a dude.
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I was wondering what happened to you...

...good t know you're styill around, the new names here make it hard to figure oou who's who.
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I've changed my avatar to look more like me

Pennywise was starting to creep me out
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Likewise.

I get tired of the road after a while. Not to mention the food.
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Are you saying you're sick of eating roadkill?

...come on! Someone's got to eat that stuff!
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Nah.

I wanted to show off my pumpkin avatar.
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It's the pumpkinification of Riding Fool!

Fans of Roman satire will get the joke.
Signed,
The artist formerly known as Zorro.
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Yeah (LOLing)...

Roman Satire kills around here. ![]()
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There's no kinification involved.

It's all in your imagination, you perverts.
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AVATAR

this is ME..just before I came here.
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Is that really you, Dave?

Huh, weird -- I mean, you don't *look* gay.
My avatar is self-explanatory, and totally fuckin' adorable, obviously.
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IM NOT GAY

im into trannies...straight guys are into trannies..everyone KNOWS that.
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Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that, pumpkin

My love for you is unconditional, Dave. Everyone knows THAT.
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Just curious

What makes you say he doesn't look gay? For future reference, of course.
He looks like someone doing Shakespeare in the Park, if you ask me.
Best regards, Wally
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Ragey, is that a gun you're holding to your head?

My personal preference is to be beaten to death by a girl scout troop
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It Aint No Hot Dog

ah the beauty of firearms.
does that moustache make me look gay?..i ask of a guy dressed like a clown..
i would rather be EATEN by a girl scout troop..
or is it troupe?
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Only if it's a pencil thin moustache

Body hair is manly
Shaving is gay
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The Boston Blackie kind?

Or a two-toned Rickie Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine?
Best regards, Wally
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I'm assuming mine's easy to get.

But it's a teenie-tiny version of Nessie based off the Advanced Generation "Pokemon" sprites. Drawing that small is a bitch.
(But if anyone wants help making an avatar, me and my Bachelor's degree in Commercial Art [deep, heart-rending sigh] are here for you.)
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It's Hikage Cat. =)

It's Hikage Cat. =)
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What's to explain?

I think mine is rather self-explanitory, perhaps I'm wrong. I use it here, for gaming, on other sites. (except on [as] where I like the Grand Galactic Inquisitor) So in keeping with that avatar, IGNORE ME!
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Mine is a visual pun


Think family and geography.
{;-) Dan in Miami
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Tetsuo Shima from Akria

One of my favorite anime films. Pic taken in the movie just when things got very bad, or very good, depending on your perspective.
I plan on changing my avatar soon. I want to have a pic of me wearing a gladiator mask (last years halloween costume also because I am a big fan of the rapper MF Doom), with an Ohio State Buckeye sticker on the right cheek. I will also use that avatar for ESPN.
Go Bucks!
...what...what were talking about again?
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It's Gort. He's waiting

It's Gort. He's waiting for this remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" to come out to determine if he should just wipe the earth clean and start over, or not.
Klattu. Barada....Necktie.
The cockpit.. what is it?
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