To the few remaining blockheads at post-Apoc Crankyland:

Merry Christmas (or "Merry whatever bizarre variant that you've chosen for yourselves"). Once more, we limp onward to an uncertain future...


...God, I'm depressed...


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I for one am touched by your sentiment. However,

RidingFool's picture

I must caution you against using the descriptor "christmas", or, for that matter, the word "merry" in your blessing.

Happy Holidays is much more meaningful.

Tis the season to be depressed

Rajah's picture

 I like your name for the new Crankyland. After Crankyland's near death experience most posters fled for parts unknown. Even the grundle wouldn't stick around.

Being a devout pessimist I can neither endorse the use of "merry" or "happy".Yessssss, these are indeed grim times and  as a pessimist I would be happy about that if happiness were an emotion I could feel.

Fuck this PC bullshit

gamerarocks's picture

As an unashamed atheist, I fail to see the problems in wishing others or receiving their wishes for a Merry Christmas.  It's a holiday, and it's supposed to bring joy, therefore, Merry Christmas.  If you want to include other holidays, fine, go ahead.  Currently December 25th is Christmas, and if I care to wish you a merry one and you don't like it, go fuck yourself during the season. 

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.


Damn I even forgot the original point

gamerarocks's picture

Thanks Wulfgar, Merry Christmas to you. 

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.


Have a very orange day

Rajah's picture

Unless you're an apple



Merry Christmas!

RidingFool's picture

To all you hapless posters at Cnarkyland.

Oh, I guess I just wished myself a Merry Christmas. Excuse meeeee, but I meant,

Happy Holidays!

Happy Fuck You Very Much!

elderly_gentleman's picture

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada and the United States great nations. Not to imply that these two countries are necessarily greater than any other country in the world. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

Allah Akbar! you heathens.

a_dingo_ate_my_baby's picture

Political correctness makes me want to puke!

The_Little_General's picture

 It's all because of those lameass pinko nancypants liberals like Rajah. Mock Jesus again and I'll slap you across the face!

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