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Relax. Take a break. Calm down. Do something to take the edge off.
good, old-fashioned wanking? Guys are so strange.
to get Mal out of the woodwork.
What kind of woodwork?
Lost in that wardrode again, I'd wager
but you probably already knew that.
...however, I recall a website that featured all sorts of submitted masturbation techniques. One included taking a sock, putting a condom in it, filling the condom with lube, putting the sock/condom between two mattresses and then going to work at it.
how elaborate does it really have to be? Grab a porn mag and some lube, and you're in business. Works for me, anyway... ;-)
<starts thinking of Bea Arthur>
To quote Sage Rajah, yessss!
Sounds like you two have gone over to the darth side...
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