Friday night lights
Oh what will it be?
Multiple extremely stupid people deny they have parking tickets unpaid?
A tactical showdown in the Ardennes forest?
Fat people eating on teevee?
Assault on a Ford by a rabid dog?
Or, a real Zombie Apocalypse Now, where the smell of napalm wafting all day long over palm trees on the beach is naught compared to the stink of zombie blood and guts in the morning?