Gary Coleman dead, no one cares

How big a fall does it take to kill a midget?

Rajah's picture

They said he died because of a fall. What, did he fall off a table or something?

Maybe he was listening to that Randy Newman song and realized he had no reason to live

Just a wild guess, but

RidingFool's picture

maybe he was in a dwarf-tossing contest in the bar in which he lived.

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