Once upon a time when Cranky's had a much larger userbase, self-referential fan-fiction and basement threads, there was a poster who wrote in the character of what I can only describe as an autistic extradimensional hedgehog on an acid trip.
I'm pretty sure it was actually a reg screwing around, but that's not something I care about -- the only thing I remember for certain was that the character used the word "plinky" (I think) with great regularity. This has become imbedded in my brain like Tigger's dick in Piglet's ass.
I can't recall the handle this stuff was posted under. Help a brother out?