Housekeeper, neither wanted nor available, due to extenuating circumstances.
Declining mental abilities combined with the usual shortcomings of the elderly force me to withdraw both of my ads. To the many who hounded me for the positions, thank you for your efforts on my behalf, but I am afraid that I must respectfully decline all offers at this time.
For those of you who have made plans to relocate, please cancel your moving van reservations. For those who eagerly anticipate my arrival and assumption of duties, I must advise you that I am unable to accomodate your wishes.
Should anyone wish to contribute to my continued well-being, please mail to Box 13, Nara Visa, Arizona. Certified checks and money orders only, please.
Cards and flowers will be accepted in lieu of donations.