I have taken a room *** SPOILER ALERT *** at an exotic hotel in Inja, where, to my complete surprise
- there are no flies;
- it never rains; thus,
- there is no humidity;
- there are no pickpockets;
- heat is not required;
- all the rivers are clean and bright; and,
- there are no holes anywhere in the floor or the street for human excrement to escape, consequently
- all the blather about a lack of flush toilets and clean water is complete crap.
I am in the process of securing my possessions and arranging passage on a tramp steamer bound for such a wondrous place. I shall let you know how it goes.