I have taken a room *** SPOILER ALERT *** at an exotic hotel in Inja, where, to my complete surprise

  • there are no flies;
  • it never rains; thus,
  • there is no humidity;
  • there are no pickpockets;
  • heat is not required;
  • all the rivers are clean and bright; and,
  • there are no holes anywhere in the floor or the street for human excrement to escape, consequently
  • all the blather about a lack of flush toilets and clean water is complete crap.

I am in the process of securing my possessions and arranging passage on a tramp steamer bound for such a wondrous place. I shall let you know how it goes.

 


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and I just unpacked

gamerarocks's picture

sounds like I need to substantiate your claims.  Whats the number for reservations? 

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.

 

011 91 141 EAT-SHIT

elderly_gentleman's picture

That should get you started off in the right direction.

On the other hand, I highly recommend avoiding it entirely.

Sweet

gamerarocks's picture

Me and my bud ttivy are headed there to consumate something 

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.

 

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