I just watched an episode of something called Bubble Wrap Kids.

I am proud to declare, for the first time in my life, that I actually wanted children to die as violently as they could, live and on camera, in order to see mommy and daddy realize their worst fears.

Some child abduction by a creepy old pedophile in a dark, windowless van wouldn't hurt either.

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Free range kids? Slow parenting?

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 Beats raising them in cages

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