I knew there was a reason I've never liked Jon Voight

Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Faux News might have something informative on the bill for the next month or so.

In the meantime: tinyurl.com/yfnt38c

You might want to crack a few to get yourself into the appropriate mood while you watch Faux and its commentators give you the real dope. Here's a little remote help to get the bottle open: www.myclicker.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient_Protection_and_Affordable_Care_Act

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.

The amount of pork and back room deals required to ram this through Congress is astounding.

There is actual a provision, in a so-called "health care" bill, that effectively outlaws banks from making student loans (with the exception of one small bank in North Dakota).

And the list goes on and on.

This thing is undead on arrival and threatens to eat everyone's brains.