If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
That greasy-haired, sandal-wearing

Submitted by RidingFool on Sat, 01/21/2012 - 04:22.
dirty hippie isn't eligible to get a voter's card.
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This just in: Purity Pledge so hot it's not.

Submitted by RidingFool on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:17.
By gar, politiking is funnie.
How I wish we could get good, honest, god-fearing, people like this to run in the backwater known as Canukistan:
- A compassionate and moral approach to Teen Pregnancy
- Opposition to abortion under any circumstance
- Faithfulness to one's spouse, who cannot be of the candidate's gender
- Candidates must have or currently abide by abstinence before marriage
- Candidates must not look at pornography
Or, maybe not, considering that no one would be eligible. Who in their right frame of mind comes up with this shit?
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