If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination

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That greasy-haired, sandal-wearing

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dirty hippie isn't eligible to get a voter's card.

 

This just in: Purity Pledge so hot it's not.

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By gar, politiking is funnie.

How I wish we could get good, honest, god-fearing, people like this to run in the backwater known as Canukistan:

  • A compassionate and moral approach to Teen Pregnancy
  • Opposition to abortion under any circumstance
  • Faithfulness to one's spouse, who cannot be of the candidate's gender
  • Candidates must have or currently abide by abstinence before marriage
  • Candidates must not look at pornography

Or, maybe not, considering that no one would be eligible. Who in their right frame of mind comes up with this shit?

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