Is it the end of December yet?

Submitted by gamerarocks on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 05:35.

Courtesy of the Las Vegas Sun comes this tidbit:

** Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi hosts at Pure, awarding cash and prizes for the sexiest vixen. **

What the...........................

I know what I find sexy, and I can tell when something is that doesn't fall into my taste range personally, but one thing I do know about sexy is that this skank has no business being within 3 zipcodes of the words sexy or vixen, let alone judging it.

I won't miss things like this here.

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True, she's not sexy like...

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Submitted by Rajah on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 16:41.

 Courtney Love

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Perhaps she does have just the tiniest paunch and fat thighs

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Submitted by a_dingo_ate_my_baby on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 20:37.

but come on, you both know you'd do Snooki in a New York minute while she was in the washroom and bent over the sink, puking - until she looked up and you could see her face in the mirror.

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Get those beer goggles checked

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 00:14.

If that's how you see her then you're obviously fine with her and the rest of her bloated repugnant orange-skinned ilk.  Myself, I wouldn't touch her with Rajah's dick on an 18 foot pike, and considering his tastes that's saying something.

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.

 

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No nooki for Snooki

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Submitted by Rajah on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 09:42.

 Nope ain't touching that

No telling where it's been

Although it does border on midget circus freak sideshow sex which is always hot

 

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