Kung FUDGE!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/kung_fudge_we_lost_another?ut...

"I think that this second celebrity tragedy warrants a hard, "take-no-prisoners" warning: Kids, if you're going to masturbate, don't restrict the flow of oxygen to your brain. You may think it's cool, and sure, if it works in your favor, it will be the best sexual experience you've ever had. But if it doesn't, you'll be found naked and dead with a cord around your neck in a strange place, leaving a lot of heartbreak behind."


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