A message from Jesus to Coaster

I'm still waiting

RidingFool's picture

on Coaster's thank-you note for that Prayer Cross that I sent him for Christmas.

Prayer Cross?

Coaster's picture

I thought is was a rather ornate key for the water shut-off master valve. 

I gotta go dig Jesus up out of the ground now. 

All this time I was wondering how you knew I needed that valve key too.

Jesus loves you...

HS's picture

...everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

HS

Also...

HS's picture

Nice spam filter.

HS

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