My Son
In a recent abduction I was allowed to hold my son. Sure he's half alien but I love him just the same.

Mutilating cows is kinda rad but that ain't too bad cause that's my boy!
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That's nice, but my Son

(who looked more than a little like Zeus), was destroyed by lightning from God on high, and is now being resurrected from the ashes.
Beat that, Tulsa.
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Thanks for the oldie

Dropkick me Jesus through the goal posts of life,
end over end neither left nor the right,
straight through the heart of those righteous uprights,
dropkick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.
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