Oh for god's sake

Submitted by RidingFool on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:01.

Everything Else

Here I was, happily anticipating my last Friday night spent in a broken-down VW microbus in front of Times Square's Hades Jumbotron. Now they tell me that the earth won't be completely destroyed until October 21.

Can't those people get anything right?

Where the hell are all of you? I thought more would show up for God's RollerCoaster.

At least now I can look forward the return of The Glades on June 5.

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The world will end at 6 p.m.

Submitted by RidingFool on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 03:54.

6:30 in Newfoundland.

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Before you get raptured

Submitted by Coaster on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:29.

Can you tell me where you keep the titles to your Harley and your microbus?

I'll make sure that even though you're departed, your Harley will live on. The micobus, however, will be donated to the San Francisco Hippy museum.

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In just a few short hours

Submitted by elderly_gentleman on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 19:14.

I'm expecting everything to go to hell in a basket of hands. Consequently, I'll be wheeling the Harley out of the back of the microbus and hitting the road before it crowds. I'm heading to Nara Visa to check my mail.

Okay, so I lied about giving everything away. That probably makes it my fault that there hasn't been any Great Rapturing. *hangs head in shame*

But don't despair! There's still five months to go until October 21 when it will hit the fan. Fer shure. Really.