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Dead at 83
is failyah to resuscitate.
What a talent. What a decent human being. He'll be missed.
I don't care if it rains or freezesLong as I got my plastic JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasantGlows in the dark because it's iridescentTake it with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet MadonnaDressed in rhinestone, sitting on aPedestal of abalone shells
Going ninety, I ain't scaryBecause I got the Virgin MaryAssuring me that I won't go to Hell
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