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I wander by, I can't help but wonder..................why?
One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.
Pull up a stool; whaddaya have?
We got Melancholy on tap, and some rotgut Whistfulness kickin' around somewhere...
~There ain't no Devil, there's just God when He's drunk.~
Does anyone care?
Didn't mean to do that.
The place is on sleep mode
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzz *snork* wha- whozthere zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Where have all the Crankizens gone?
Crankyland... shit; I'm still only on Crankyland... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on Reddit...
Hey, man, you don't talk to the Cranky One. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll post "hello" to him, right? And he'll just hit "Enter". He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll quote you, and he'll give you The Nuke, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
...how many roads must a man walk down...?
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