Roller Coasters and Crankyland
So I'm recently returned from a quick trip to Eastern Tennesse to see relatives (and bracing myself for Deliverance-type jokes). Visited Dollywood while there, home of three awesome (and one mostly-shitty) roller coasters. The park's Tennessee Tornado is one serious wicked coaster.
This begs the question: which Crankyland has actually ridden the most coasters? Slater would prolly claim that prize if he were still here, but since he left us for arguably-greener pastures, I'd like to throw my name into the mix for consideration. Okay, so I haven't been to Cedar Point or Kings Island, but I've ridden coasters in at least six countries, and in at least nine parks in California alone!