SHIA LABEOUF MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Xur on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 14:23.

Why is this guy suddenly the next superstar A-list amazing hunky action hero?  Why????  Who the hell did he have to fuck to get on everybody's list?  When did we go from Erroll Flynn, Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant, Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Steve McQueen, Henry Fonda, Gregory Peck, David Niven, Rock Hudson, Robert Redford, Sean Connery, and Kirk Douglas to... Shia "Screech" F-train LeBaeioufe?????????

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LaBiche is in 'cuz those other guys are all ded.

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Submitted by RidingFool on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 15:14.

Or will be very shortly.

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Dude, keep it down...

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Submitted by michael3b on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 16:57.

...or Beouffy's car will kick your ass.

Fact- when you lose your anal virginity in a threesome with Spielberg and Bay, you immediately become Hollywood royalty.

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Clint Eastwood needs to make another Dirty Harry movie

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Submitted by Rajah on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 17:23.

And make this Shia twit Harry's partner. Once he's full of holes his career will be over.

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Actually I kinda thought DiCaprio was the latest thing...

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Submitted by TMundo on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 18:44.

...not that he's in every movie that comes out, but he's finnally gotten out of those rolls he was typecast in for his looks.  He's doing good movies now.

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Is Shia the white Will Smith?

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Submitted by MAYORBOB on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 19:37.

I swear I saw this movie when it starred Smith -- Enemy of the State.  I think "The Beef" is hot today because his Q number is high or something.  I saw him in Disturbia and he and it were okay.  He sucked the high hard one along with everything else in the last Indiana Jones movie.

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Good observation, Mayorbob

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Submitted by HS on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 16:27.

Eagle Eye = poor man's Enemy of the State.

But at the risk of sounding like Drew, was Transformers really so horrible?  If nothing else, it's the "least bad" Michael Bay film since The Rock.

HS

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That moustache ain't working

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Submitted by Rajah on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 16:41.

He still looks like a kid

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I figured it out, Rajah.

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Submitted by HS on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 16:45.

You still think Shia is a kid and you want him to follow li'l Georgie Denbrough down the sewer.

They all float down here....

HS

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Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

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Submitted by Rajah on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 00:01.

"Shia, do you want a balloon?"

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