SHIA LABEOUF MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!

Why is this guy suddenly the next superstar A-list amazing hunky action hero?  Why????  Who the hell did he have to fuck to get on everybody's list?  When did we go from Erroll Flynn, Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant, Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Steve McQueen, Henry Fonda, Gregory Peck, David Niven, Rock Hudson, Robert Redford, Sean Connery, and Kirk Douglas to... Shia "Screech" F-train LeBaeioufe?????????


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LaBiche is in 'cuz those other guys are all ded.

RidingFool's picture

Or will be very shortly.

Dude, keep it down...

michael3b's picture

...or Beouffy's car will kick your ass.

Fact- when you lose your anal virginity in a threesome with Spielberg and Bay, you immediately become Hollywood royalty.

Clint Eastwood needs to make another Dirty Harry movie

Rajah's picture

And make this Shia twit Harry's partner. Once he's full of holes his career will be over.

Actually I kinda thought DiCaprio was the latest thing...

TMundo's picture

...not that he's in every movie that comes out, but he's finnally gotten out of those rolls he was typecast in for his looks.  He's doing good movies now.

Is Shia the white Will Smith?

MAYORBOB's picture

I swear I saw this movie when it starred Smith -- Enemy of the State.  I think "The Beef" is hot today because his Q number is high or something.  I saw him in Disturbia and he and it were okay.  He sucked the high hard one along with everything else in the last Indiana Jones movie.

Good observation, Mayorbob

HS's picture

Eagle Eye = poor man's Enemy of the State.

But at the risk of sounding like Drew, was Transformers really so horrible?  If nothing else, it's the "least bad" Michael Bay film since The Rock.

HS

That moustache ain't working

Rajah's picture

He still looks like a kid

I figured it out, Rajah.

HS's picture

You still think Shia is a kid and you want him to follow li'l Georgie Denbrough down the sewer.

They all float down here....

HS

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Rajah's picture

"Shia, do you want a balloon?"

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