Sniper-Man 2: The Parting Shot
Seven years ago in a previous Crankyland incarnation, I wrote the following:
Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man
Does whatever a sniper can
Drove up to the Pump 'n Pay
Blew some random slob away
Look out!
Here comes the Sniper-Man....
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Today I submit a sequel:
Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man
Dies today at Virginia's hand
Needle's in, does it hurt?
Give that schmuck his final squirt
Look out!
There goes the Sniper-Man
Bye-bye to Sniper-Man
Hell's for the Sniper-Man
So long to SNIPER-MAAAAAAN......
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Comments
Sitting at home drinking beer and watching television all day?
Submitted by RidingFool on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:22.
Playing video games, eating pizza and getting fat?
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And, for the few women who frequent the joint, be warned!
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Avoid Kirsten Dunst?!?!
Submitted by Rajah on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:34.
But but I gronk her!
She's gonna have my children!
Y***A***W***N
Submitted by gamerarocks on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:51.
so long as you enjoy her look I guess..........
Impeach Jim Gibbons!
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