Sniper-Man 2: The Parting Shot

Submitted by Fritzburgh on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 17:15.

Seven years ago in a previous Crankyland incarnation, I wrote the following:

Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man

Does whatever a sniper can

Drove up to the Pump 'n Pay

Blew some random slob away

Look out!

Here comes the Sniper-Man....

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Today I submit a sequel:

Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man

Dies today at Virginia's hand

Needle's in, does it hurt?

Give that schmuck his final squirt

Look out!

There goes the Sniper-Man

Bye-bye to Sniper-Man

Hell's for the Sniper-Man

So long to SNIPER-MAAAAAAN......

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Sitting at home drinking beer and watching television all day?

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Submitted by RidingFool on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:22.

Playing video games, eating pizza and getting fat?

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And, for the few women who frequent the joint, be warned!

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Avoid Kirsten Dunst?!?!

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Submitted by Rajah on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:34.

But but I gronk her!

She's gonna have my children!

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Y***A***W***N

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:51.

so long as you enjoy her look I guess.......... 

Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

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