Some porn for Riding Fool
She's awfully pretty, but...

...keep in mind that the difference between a wife and a job is that after five years, your job will still suck.
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I will admit, she does have good teeth, but...


what's this foreign mumbo-jumbo hanging on the wall? Furthermore, there's no running water in that shack. How do you expect an elderly gentleman such as myself to maintain my extreme good looks when I have to go out to the lake and chop a hole for a shower?
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I thought the washing of the dishes would turn you on

you're a hard man to please
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Know why Kentucky brides wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
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I'd stay away from that one.

She looks like a biter, and I don't mean that in a good way.
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By golly, you might be right.

Nothing wrong with a little clawing and scratching though.
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There is hope for America yet.

Oct 15th, 2008 | PITTSBURGH -- A Pittsburgh suburb will allow a pole dancing studio to open, ending a federal lawsuit that accused the town of violating the First Amendment rights of the owner.
The American Civil Liberties Union filed the suit in August on behalf of 30-year-old Stephanie Babines. She wanted to open the studio in Adams Township, but officials said no. The town argued it was a sexually oriented business.
Babines' classes include pole-dancing, power lap dance, strip tease and "SeXXXercise." Everyone has their clothes on during the training.
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There is more hope for America.

Fishnets and flu shots? Seniors don't bat an eye at strip club
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Sex shop etiquette courtesy of CraigsList

Pay special attention to point #5, you guys.
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Who among us hasn't had a female scurry out in such a hurry

that she leaves behind certain unmentionables in her haste to depart?
Well now, for those of you with leftovers, there is this:
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Ummm, that was a serious list...

...I was expecting jokes about panties and bras, that was actually a list for women, and what they can do with their old bras. It makes me wonder what you were doing on that site. Is the pantless biker a pantiful scooter?
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I don't wear pants.

I don't believe I've ever mentioned panties.
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Hallowe'en candy code

For the hobo trick or treater among you - and you know who you are!
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