Some porn for Riding Fool

She's awfully pretty, but...

Coaster's picture

...keep in mind that the difference between a wife and a job is that after five years, your job will still suck.

I will admit, she does have good teeth, but...

RidingFool's picture

what's this foreign mumbo-jumbo hanging on the wall? Furthermore, there's no running water in that shack. How do you expect an elderly gentleman such as myself to maintain my extreme good looks when I have to go out to the lake and chop a hole for a shower?

I thought the washing of the dishes would turn you on

Rajah's picture

you're a hard man to please

Know why Kentucky brides wear white?

beer radley's picture

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

I'd stay away from that one.

Mal_Content's picture

She looks like a biter, and I don't mean that in a good way.

By golly, you might be right.

RidingFool's picture

Nothing wrong with a little clawing and scratching though.

There is hope for America yet.

RidingFool's picture

Oct 15th, 2008 | PITTSBURGH -- A Pittsburgh suburb will allow a pole dancing studio to open, ending a federal lawsuit that accused the town of violating the First Amendment rights of the owner.

The American Civil Liberties Union filed the suit in August on behalf of 30-year-old Stephanie Babines. She wanted to open the studio in Adams Township, but officials said no. The town argued it was a sexually oriented business.

Babines' classes include pole-dancing, power lap dance, strip tease and "SeXXXercise." Everyone has their clothes on during the training.

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There is more hope for America.

RidingFool's picture

Fishnets and flu shots? Seniors don't bat an eye at strip club

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Sex shop etiquette courtesy of CraigsList

RidingFool's picture

Pay special attention to point #5, you guys.

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Who among us hasn't had a female scurry out in such a hurry

RidingFool's picture

that she leaves behind certain unmentionables in her haste to depart?

Well now, for those of you with leftovers, there is this:

tinyurl.com/6ybvvd

Ummm, that was a serious list...

TMundo's picture

...I was expecting jokes about panties and bras, that was actually a list for women, and what they can do with their old bras.  It makes me wonder what you were doing on that site.  Is the pantless biker a pantiful scooter?

I don't wear pants.

RidingFool's picture

I don't believe I've ever mentioned panties.

Hallowe'en candy code

RidingFool's picture

For the hobo trick or treater among you - and you know who you are!

tinyurl.com/6h5ens

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