Holy SHIT was this a wretched waste of time & space. Everybody in it deserves to be fired, and the writers deserve to be fired upon. Jesus christ. This movie is so bad it has reduced me to paraphrasing Adam Sandler movies.
"What you've just watched is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent film were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this audience is now dumber for having witnessed it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "