They look across our border with envious eyes!
Yeah, I'm talking about The Great White North! They envy our freedom, our well lubricated beaches and marsh and our women! Oh yesssss our women, they've grown tired of their husky brawny bearded women up north! And while the stroke their pet beavers they plan and plan. Soon the great hordes of sweaty ale gussling hairy men will invade and what is Obama doing about it? NOTHING!