They're fucking Savages, I tell you! *** SPOILER ALERT ***

Two of the stupidest sons of bitches EVAR decide to sell a little pot for recreational purposes. Oh, and to the legal marijuana shops in California too. Sounds good to me.

Meanwhile, one of the two stupidest sons of bitches EVAR gallivants off to somewhre dans l'Afrique to drill water wells. For some reason, which for the life of me I can't understand, even after seeing it for myself, white men like doing the work for the natives. I'm thinking that those Africans are snickering their asses off as they watch the white boys work their perspiring asses off during the heat of the day. I mean, really, don't those pauvre boys know that women do all the work over there? And that everyone with half a brain sleeps inside (if their old lady built them a mud hut) during the heat of the day?

But I digress.

The Big O has the worst spray-tan I've ever seen on a woman since I left California six years ago. WTF is with that? Both of the two stupidest sons of bitches EVAR are banging her. It was annoying to watch the spray tan rubbing off of her thighs.

And then the Mexicans covet their 33 percent grown-in-America THC shit. Go figure.

Benicio is a tad over the top with his facial expressions, but at least he can act.

Danny Trejo isn't in this one. Too bad.

The ending is confusing, but I can live with that. Who couldn't, given Salma's huge melons poking out through that white blouse. No nipple, though. She must have that hard-coded into her contract.

Post Script: Salma has one HUGE-ass ass. I never noticed that before, probably because I was staring at her jiggly screen tits in every other movie I've seen her in. At least she sports her own tan.
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Does anyone know why it takes a white man to dig a water well for a community of mud huts populated by illiterates in some godforsaken African shit-hole? Why can't "those" people dig their own wells? They've got women to do that, for christsakes.

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Addendum: The giant house on the point targeted by sniper buddies of the stupidest sons of bitches EVAR is also in the sights of snipers in Next, a wonderful feelm with that skinny guy, Nick Cage.


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RidingFool

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RidingFool wrote:

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Does anyone know why it takes a white man to dig a water well for a community of mud huts populated by illiterates in some godforsaken African shit-hole? Why can't "those" people dig their own wells? They've got women to do that, for christsakes.

 

White Man's Burden?

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~There ain't no Devil, there's just God when He's drunk.~

 

Sorry, man, but

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I walked out of that Whitey's Burden dog a long, long time before it ended. In fact, I think it was near the beginning when I got fed up with some gay* guy** shuffling his feet and saying massa.

How did it end?

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* Not that there's anything wrong with being happy.

** Or gay.

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