TSA Enhanced Screening Procedures Explained

Watching this is worth every second.

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I laughed my ass off at the truthy absurdity.

Here's another: www.youtube.com/watch

TSA Grope Down leaves passenger covered in urine

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I cana't wait until one of those TSA humps

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encounters a colostomy bag.

What if a terrorist tries it by shoving a bomb up his ass?

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Anal probes for everyone!

It's been tried before.

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TSA-approved stickers for faster clearance

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TSA-approved stickers are approved for speeding up the line

Ways to fight back

Rajah's picture

Oh course we could boycott the airplanes but that would hurt an already crippled industry and it's hardly practicle for those who's jobs depend on flying by airplane.

Better yet why not instead of acting all embarrassed and humilated act like the creepy pat down is turning you on. Moan and groan like it's the best forplay you've ever received. This will not only embarrass the TAS officier it's apt to produce giggles among the passengers thus creating a light hearted air about the whole thing. Let's face it, airport security is a joke and should be treated that way. It's all just a bunch of unnecessary theater. We might as well laugh while they are slowly chipping away at our individual rights.

TSA whiners say, "It's all joe public's fault."

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