Was Sarah Mmmm-Bopping With Hanson?

Hmmm, maybe that's her plan to seize this nation!

Three guys wander out of a bar.  One guy's wearing a Philadelphia Eagle hat.  One guy's wearing a New York Giant cap.  The third guy has a Dallas Cowboy hat on.  Over on the sidewalk is this woman lying gut up, bareassed naked.  So the three, being gentleman decide to try to cover her up.  The guy with the Eagles cap places it over her left breast.  The guy with the Giants cap places it over her right breast.  The guy with the Cowboy cap places that over the lady's crotch.

A cop shows up to inspect the scene.  He walks over, picks up the Eagles cap and places it back over the left breast.  He reaches over, picks up the Giants cap and places it back over the right breast.  He reaches down, picks up the Cowboys cap and places it back over the crotch.  He reaches down again, picks up the Cowboys cap again, looks perplexed and places it back over the crotch.  He continues to repeat this with the Cowboys cap a couple of times, each time looking more puzzled than the last.

Finally, one of the guys asks him, "what's the matter, what are you doing."

He says: "Oh, nothing.  Normally when I see a Cowboys cap there's usually an asshole under it."