What will I watch for my viewing pleasure on this downright cold Saturday night?
Will it be a Cellblock 6: Female Lockup marathon where every woman featured deserves to be there?
Or, how about Hoarders? I greatly admire the dedication, inner strength and fortitude of those whose houses are so contaminated and polluted that even a finance company refuses to force them to move out.
Then there's The Wrestler, a biopic on the life of some ugly guy and his fraternal twin, Shannon Tweed.
Operation Repo is a popular choice. Some fat guy and his fat daughter and fat sister struggle to make ends meat.
Speaking of fat, there's another fat guy letting grease roll down his fat chin while he stuffs his fat face during a food contest. The admiring crowd wholeheartedly cheers on his imminent heart attack and long-term heart disease. Oh, that's Man versus Food, by the way. Or Man v. Food. Or, it could be Man vs. Food. They don't appear certain what to call it.
I see Cops is back. Viewing grainy, snowy, black and white videos evocative of watching tv in the '50s, albeit with sound added as an afterthought, doesn't really cut it. Suprising, isn't it? (Oooooo, I used 'albeit' in a sentence!)
Real Life Mysteries of people who deserved what they got, or got what they deserved, is a loser too.
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to take a 40-pounder of rum early to bed and pull the covers over my head whilst in the fetal position.