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There are traditionally two viewpoints on the topic of masturbation:
If you subscribe to the first viewpoint, then children don't need to be taught how to masturbate. It will just come to them naturally, and the notion that a film is needed as a tutorial is patently absurd.
If you subscribe to the second viewpoint, then look at the masturbation rates of your fellow man. It is clear that *anything* and *everything* teaches children to masturbate, so the notion that one particular thing can be singled out as a source beyond all others is patently absurd.
I touch myself
Because everything teaches kids to wank, everything is evil. (Now it's clear to me!)
When I think of Crankyland...
~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~
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