Without an anesthetic or lubricant, John McCain gets a Colinoscopy
Today on Meat the Press, Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. In doing so, he cited reasons such as McCain's likelihood of picking several more conservative supreme court justices, Obama's ability to inspire the populace, and McCain picking an "Ignorant honkey ho" as his veep candidate.
Republican talking heads reacted immediately by calling Colin Powel a "Secret Muslim who has spent many years studying terrorists and terrorist countries" and by saying "Well yeah: Their kind always sticks together."
Read about it here.
Nice to wake up to news like this on a beautiful Sunday morning.