The World Will End Sunday
Debris of 'doomsday' comet to pass Earth
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HAVE A NICE DAY
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Noooooooooooooooo!
I have too much to do. And besides, didn't someone else edit their doomsday forecast to occur in October? Some American religious nutbar? Whatev.
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Did we survive?
I can't tell.
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~There ain't no Devil, there's just God when He's drunk.~
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Umm, was that last Sunday, or this Sunday?
Hmm?
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Next Sunday, perhaps.
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No, you old bastard! It's October 21.
Your hero, Harold Camping, has admitted his initial error in determining the date the world was in error, caused by not using his toes to assist. Now that he has included new digits, he has determined the new date for the end of the world as we know it, and it is Friday, October 21, 2011.
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I hope you all have your affairs in order.
It's not going to be pretty.
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I gave it all away back in May when some charlatan told me to.
Now I have nothing left. I'm broke and homeless. My clothes are in tatters. My shoes are worn through. I've stooped to having sex in public places...
Oh, wait. That's the OWS sympathies in me talking. Sorry.
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So where's the rapture?
Man, I'm beginning to think all this religions stuff is just made up.
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Nah, only Mormonism is made up
Wish the Rapture would hurry up. I'm getting tired of all these religeous nuts mucking things up.
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It's because some people
(we know who all of you are and you will probably suffer God's wrath probably some day as soon as we the faithful can count the number of days on our fingers and toes, but we hope it's not more than approximately 6,000 years or so, probably. It could be shorter. Or longer. Or somewhere in between.) are heathens. It's all the the fault of "those people" that the ratpure hasn't yet happened. So there. Plus, uhh, I forget what...
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It's a beautiful, sunny warm day here on Friday, October 21.
(So far.) How is it where all of you are?
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I know, I know, it's Saturday, but a day late and a dollar short
is better than nothing. So then, while you're waiting...
How about a little crossword puzzle?
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We're doomed, doomed I tell you!
That old guy was right! Head for the hills!
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Oklahoma is crumbling! Head for the Praying Mantis!
I knew someone would eventually get it right.
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Would anyone notice
if Oklahoma were the only one?
One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.
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Well, perhaps
Coaster and the Missus.
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