I'm off to see this almost-three-hour extravaganza at noon today. I'll be expecting the best of

  • shit blows up;
  • automobiles being tossed into the air;
  • flying machines passing between collapsing skyscrapers;
  • things drifting off into the abyss;
  • people yelling and screaming about what to do next.

Not to mention

  • an incomprehensible story line;
  • bad graphics;
  • even worse acting.

And that's only the trailer, but who cares about all that?



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Irish priest kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF

Link here: tinyurl.com/yc5u3v2

Yes, it's safe for work.


Bottoms up!

RidingFool's picture

I wonder what channel on the remote does the dirty deed?


Thank God for remote controls

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That explains why I have to change the channel when....

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Barbara Walters comes on. What disfiguring accident causes her to talk that way?

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