Y2K12

I'm off to see this almost-three-hour extravaganza at noon today. I'll be expecting the best of

• shit blows up;
• automobiles being tossed into the air;
• flying machines passing between collapsing skyscrapers;
• things drifting off into the abyss;
• people yelling and screaming about what to do next.

Not to mention

• an incomprehensible story line;
• bad graphics;
• even worse acting.

And that's only the trailer, but who cares about all that?