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New Releases:
Don't go to the theater without checking Mr. Cranky's take on the latest Hollywood offal! Visit Mr. Cranky's complete guide to this week at the movies!Go!

New Rentals:
A VERY frank appraisal of the latest at your local video store: Check out Mr. Cranky's guide to fresh rentals!Go!

Archives:
Cranky skewers 'em all! No movies are safe -- not Casablanca, not Star Wars, not Bride of Chucky! Browse from A to Z, or by bomb rating, in the full Cranky archives!Go!

Mr. Cranky home page, and features galore!

The Mr. Cranky Interviews
Mr. Cranky may be grouchy, but he is also strangely obsessed with the medium he has chosen to spend his life reviling. As a result, Mr. Cranky (who by day resembles a normal film reviewer) has created the "Mr. Cranky Interview", a written sheet of atypical queries submitted to the hundreds of Hollywood luminaries with whom he comes into contact every day. The luminaries below, we can only assume, were either had their guard down or found Cranky's approach somewhat refreshing. We can only hope it's the former. And yes, it really is them.

Wes Anderson

John Boorman
    Director:
  • The General
  • Beyond Rangoon
  • Hope and Glory
  • The Emerald Forest
  • Excalibur
  • Exorcist II: The Heretic
  • Deliverance
  • Point Blank

Bryan Brown
    Actor:
  • FX 2
  • Cocktail
  • Gorillas in the Mist
  • Breaker Morant

Guillermo Del Toro

Craig Ferguson

Brendan Gleeson

Tony Goldwyn

Colin Hanks/Schuyler Fisk

Mark Illsley

Mia Kirshner

Neil LaBute

E. Elias Merhige

Pat Proft

David O. Russell

John Sayles

Jason Schwartzman

Ed Stone


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