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Mr. Cranky Interviews Mia Kirshner

(Warning: This profile may contain objective information.)

Actress:

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  • Mr. Cranky:
    If you were offered the opportunity to live your life as another film person (actor, director, etc.) who would it be and why?

    Mia Kirshner:
    Not worth it. It's been far too fun being me.

    What is the most bizarre experience you've had making a movie?

    Every day is bizarre.

    What do you wish you could change about yourself and why?

    Depends on the day.

    If you could work with any person in the film industry, past or present, actor, director or writer, who would it be and why?

    Agnieszka Holland, Ang Lee, Montgomery Cliff.

    You've been hired to remake "Casablanca." Who do you cast in the leads and why?

    Why remake this? Next question.
    Describe something in your career that you regret.
    No regrets -- everything in life happens for a reason.

    What one person have you enjoyed working with the most?

    Dustin Hoffman and Costa-Gavras.
    Of all the movies you have seen, which one made you the crankiest?
    "Dune."

    What question do reporters and interviewers ask you that, when you come right down to it, is just really none of their goddamned business?

    Nothing is sacred, right???

    Suddenly the film industry vanishes. What are you doing to make ends meet and do you enjoy it?

    We both know that will never happen.




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