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Mr. Cranky Interviews
Ed Stone
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(Warning: This profile may contain objective information.)
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Mr. Cranky:
If you were offered the opportunity to live your life as another film person (actor, director, etc.) who would it be and why?
- Ed Stone:
"Flipper" -- We got fish and chicks.
What is the most bizarre experience you've had making a movie?
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This questionnaire.
What do you wish you could change about yourself and why?
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Everything. 'Cuz it must be better than this.
If you could work with any person in the film industry, past or present, actor, director or writer, who would it be and why?
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Rod Serling. 'Cuz he could really write and looked cool smoking.
You've been hired to remake "Casablanca." Who do you cast in the leads and why?
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Director Nick Parks ("Wallace and Gromit".) Couldn't we CGI in the originals?
Describe something in your career (a role you took, a direction you gave, an edit you made) that you regret.
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Most everything. I regret EVERY time I was a coward.
What one person have you enjoyed working with the most?
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Stever Zahn / Meryl Streep (The same person, like Clark Kent's Sperman.)
Of all the movies you have seen, which one made you the crankiest?
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Recently... "Eyes Wide Shut."
What question do reporters and interviewers ask you that, when you come right down to it, is just really none of their goddamned business?
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This one.
Suddenly the film industry vanishes. What are you doing to make ends meet and do you enjoy it?
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Male runway underwear model. I dig the chicks.
What question are you just waiting to be asked or What other
question would you like to see included on this sheet?
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"I loved your movie, can I sleep with you?" "Did you love Ed Stone's movie, and would you sleep with him?"
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