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10 Items or Less Caption Contest
Winner: gamerarocks

"By unanimous decision, the 'Stripper in the Trunk' scent was eliminated."
Get credit for the funniest caption! New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday Winner's Page
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Captions:
- My Gremlin one was better. Mr_Nonsense
- The crew welcomes their king as they prepare to park cars on their lawns. Huddleston
- Tmundo's Series finale of "Dancing w/Eric Estrada's Illegitimate Children". nickumoh
- Surviving members of Menudo agreed to a reunion tour before harvest season. nickumoh
- Pedro stood alone in preferring fat chicks to tall ones. Scumby
- "Who has the best cars on the Auto Mile?" "We do!" rainman76x
- After 30 years, the sale of the last AMC Gremlin prompts celebration rainman76x
- "Good effort, guys, but I think we can go up to 110%!" Mr_Nonsense
- "They used to call me 'Crazy Joe'. Now they call me 'Cap Man'!" Mr_Nonsense
- Unfortunately Olympic Synchronized Hat Raising never became a metal sport IMUSTBECRAZY
- Simon didn't say "take your hat off" SPARGS
- Morgan and his buddies gear up for a rousing game of... nickumoh
- By the time Morgan realized they weren't doing the Mexican Hat Dance... nickumoh
- Hats off to Morgan, who defied the 100% light blue shirt rule. gumby
- Morgan was shocked his new company took Affirmative Action so seriously. gumby
- Michael Flatly begins auditions for Riverdance: Armageddon Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Bruce Almighty 2: God Turns Off the Caps Lock." Mr_Nonsense
- "For the last time, no I won't narrate your fruit-picking documentary." vidboyx
- The prizes on "Mexican Deal or No Deal" were really lacking... vidboyx
- "First one to detail my car gets a green card!" vidboyx
- And yea, in the Year of our Ford 2006 did Jesus Chrysler appoint his die maus
- It was more than a new uniform, now, they'd all be "black-collar workers". die maus
- Good God Almighty, it's Freeman at last gumby
- HATS OFF TO THE FREEMAN gumby
- THE CAT IN THE HAT gumby
- So raise your hands whoever has never gone back once they've gone black! mia_wallace
- "For the last time, you brain dead hics, I'm not God! It was only a movie!" nickumoh
- In the Black Matrix, Agent Smith's only available fighting program... nickumoh
- One of you is pit-stained and I'm gonna find out who, by God! jrlewis79
- Who wants a tickle? Come on! Who want's one? jrlewis79
- Okay, y'all: raise your hand if you're sure. jrlewis79
- 8 out of 9 blue collar workers agree. Another Rocky was a bad idea? nickumoh
- "Who wears short shorts?" nickumoh
- Put your hat in the air and shake it all about. That's what is all about! www.piranhakeeper.com
- The black 'Gone In 60 Seconds' had lower aspirations in car theft choices. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Blaxploitation classic. Black Hitler Repo www.piranhakeeper.com
- Who agrees we heckle Michael Richards and then demand money? www.piranhakeeper.com
- Who's ready for a circle jerk right here? www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Raise your hand if you think I look like Morgan Freeman." Cannon_Fodder
- "Monthly meeting of the Shitty Car Owner's Club." MR_MUCUS
- "He was wrong; they did make a fuss over an old jail bird like him." MR_MUCUS
- The Sansabelt Mark II: Same old look, same old feel, a bit more expensive MondoRick
- The open casting call for Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" video. MondoRick
- The Annual meeting fo the Mr Cranky 'Firsties' Club dlew919
- "Remember guys, nobody goes home until we find that torque wrench!" die maus
- Do you like when I ware tight pants? Yeah!! ice9
- Tijuana cabbies prepare for another day with their fleet gamerarocks
- By unanimous decision, the 'Stripper in the Trunk' scent was eliminated gamerarocks
- The synchronized swimming team practiced their routine before the big meet nickumoh
- Hooray Beer! gamerarocks
- "So we're in agreement, the Gremlin is the best car in the parking lot." sonofthedummy
- "Fight Club 2: Who Wants to Kill Brad Pitt?" sonofthedummy
- "All hail the black guy!" sonofthedummy
- "The members of the secret AMG Gremlin worshippers club meet.." sonofthedummy
- Blue Collar Nazis nickumoh
- Hail Satan! HicksRollsInGrave
- Seig... how does that go again, Steve? JPBuckner
- Directionally challenged adults pass the right vs. left quandry. JPBuckner
- I don't have a gun in my pocket. It's not a hold-up. Put your hands down! JPBuckner
- Graduation Day at Hair Club For Men Robot Monster
- And another game of "Who wants to beat the crap out of me" begins convenor
- Lex Luthor chuckled, "With this new disguise, Superman will never find me!" Robot Monster
- "We, who are about to die, salute you!" nickumoh
- O Captain! My Captain! nickumoh
- The alien tractor beam was only strong enough to pull up their hats, nickumoh
- After that the game of hokey-pokey got rough quipster
- The Evening game of blind man's bluff was the highlight of the day. Krakes
- Raise your hand if you're sure! Krakes
- "Show of hands who thought the Rodney King incident was faked..." Thonor
- "Rock Scissors Paper" is spreading through the city like an epidemic! Robot Monster
- Finally, the answer to the eternal question, "Which way is up?" Robot Monster
- Ray Charles simply could not be convinced that UFO's were real. Robot Monster
- "So who wants to be a mechanic for the show "Pimp my Impala?" die maus
- "Has anyone else here done the nasty with Paz Vega?" Mr_Nonsense
- Auditions start for the starring role in the remake of Saturday Night Fever Robot Monster
- "So who wants some of that Samuel L. Jackson beer?" die maus
- Unity was never so Ugly. CNYSkinFan
- "Who wants to go for a ride in my Gremlin?" Mr_Nonsense
- 10 Words or Less Caption Mr_Nonsense
- "If you're happy and you know it raise your hand." Cannon_Fodder
- "Go ahead and try to bust some caps into my black ass!" Mr_Nonsense
- "I'm here to fire Sparticus; which one of you is him?" Mr_Nonsense
- "We made more money panhandling on our lunch break than we do working." Mr_Nonsense
- This was the first part of the initiation,... Mr_Nonsense
- Ok guys - now shake 'em like you just don't care! Nathan_Jr
- Who wants tacos? Nathan_Jr
- Hey gang - Let's put the show on right here!!!! Nathan_Jr
- "High fives all round!" Cannon_Fodder
- Worst Mexican wave ever. Cannon_Fodder
- The search for the stolen toupe extended into the carpark... Throwing_Muses
- Canadian band 'Men Without Hats' translated poorly into Mexican. Throwing_Muses
- Practice for the 'Throwing Your Hat in the Air' victory dance had stalled. Throwing_Muses
- "Mexican janitors welcome the arrival of the black messiah." Throwing_Muses
- "Anybody got family working here? Raise your hand if you do..." Throwing_Muses
- The Mexican Cab Drivers Local 101 gets a motivational speaker. Throwing_Muses
- Mia Wallace's Worst Nightmare and Cheap, too! The_Innocent_Bystander
- Mia Wallace's Worst Nightmare, and Cheap, too! The_Innocent_Bystander
- Wal-Mart: The Musical! M_H
- Caption enclosed - FIRSTIES, too The_Innocent_Bystander
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