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1408 Caption Contest
Winner: Low_key
"I hear you, Lassie! I'm in here, girl!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Felt this one had lots of funny captions dlew919
- First hotel I've been to that offers Gerbilling service. RunDarlingRun
- The REAL action is off screen near the bottom left corner... RunDarlingRun
- Sniffing paint is really difficult once it is dried. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Fisting a John. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I finally killed that damned Geiko Gecko! Bring on the effin' caveman! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- It sucks to be possessed by the ghost of Señor Wences. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- John loved the video for A-Ha's "Take On Me" stationkj
- If you dont eat your meat how can you have any pudding?!? stationkj
- "For a good time call....John? Dammit, Joan! This is NEVER funny!!!" Huddleston
- Keeping the script written on the wall kept every take of '1408' flowing. Huddleston
- The 3's Company movie is ruined by John's "come 'n knock on our wall" joke. Huddleston
- Living next door to Barry Manilow is the definition of hell stationkj
- Mr. Cheney? Condi? Dad? Anybody?!?! michael3b
- Dick, you can let me out now. I promise. Mr. Cheney? Condi? Dad? michael3b
- The Halo 3 beta is over.... stationkj
- So easy, a Cusak could do it stationkj
- "Spice girls reunion...NOOOOOOOO!" stationkj
- The weekend went downhill following Bernie's cremation. chuchu
- Enhanced interrogation technique #14: Star trailers without mirrors. DisappointedAgain
- Some felt Cusack was miscast as Norman Bates. Cannon_Fodder
- Sex is usually better in hotel rooms because... JELLYFISH
- How many John Cusacks does it take to change a light bulb? JELLYFISH
- John realises he's just used his grannys ashes to make the tea JELLYFISH
- Just one of the dangers of using extra strength wallpaper paste JELLYFISH
- If seeking a decent night's sleep, avoid your local motel. MuhammadAus
- You got mud on yo face You big disgrace Kickin your can all over the place nickumoh
- Shake n Bake! That just Happened stationkj
- In truth, Mikey did not like it. Mikey didn't like it at all. stationkj
- "You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!" stationkj
- Lloyd Dobler, your assault on the wall begins now. tictactommy
- The Hotel Room defended that John hit it first. RogueDragon
- Little Known Fact: The Harvey Wallbanger was invented in a hotel, not a bar nickumoh
- Ned's late night Woody Woodpecker impressions ultimately got him evicted. Scumby
- John Cusack and Al Gore debate global warming. Scumby
- Suddenly the wallpaper jumps off the wall onto Johns back. JELLYFISH
- John and the wall had a love hate relationship. Cannon_Fodder
- "I hear you, Lassie! I'm in here girl!" Low_key
- "Hollow?" "Hollow." "Fuck it!" Low_key
- Little china Low_key
- For God's sake,keep it down over there, were trying to film a porno in here Yamato
- A dark roast coffee enema is just one of the perks you'll find at Motel 6. michael3b
- Mmmm. Very nice. Is that Starbucks special raost? michael3b
- The conjugal visit was going well. Scumby
- John always jerks off with his left hand but tonight will be different ilbrutto
- Right hand puppet tells secret after witnessing torture of Left hand puppet ilbrutto
- Hey, that hooker was suppose to be mine. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Kock, knock joke #1408... Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- Oddly, he kept throwing rock even though the wall could only throw paper. Scumby
- As the uppercut drew closer, the decorative sconce knew it had it coming. nickumoh
- No, I didn't mean to check into the Hotel California, so please, let me out JPBuckner
- "You gotta admit Doc. It's a little (grunt) weeeird. A proctologist michael3b
- Damn you in adamant objects! You mock me with your silence! Lord_Tarmac
- John's obsession with Whack-A-Mole was starting to annoy his neighbors. nickumoh
- At Motel 666, we won't leave the lights on for you JPBuckner
- John would soon learn that ghosts don't like knock-knock jokes. JPBuckner
- John would play submarine captain until his last days in the psych ward. michael3b
- Anthony Perkins?! michael3b
- John and Joan had "an understanding" about bringing home boyfriends. michael3b
- Studfinder: The Movie michael3b
- Gloryhole Pictures presents: "One Crazy Hummer". michael3b
- Don't let the wall fool you, his next victem is that vase. MasterK
- I get the feeling that there is some great mystery in this wall. MasterK
- "Who is number 1?" stationkj
- DAMMIT!..IT...DOESN'T...GET...ANY...EASIER! nickumoh
- John plugs the first two holes, then a leak springs right by his crotch. nickumoh
- After so many flops only our Mia_Wallace was still into John Lord_Tarmac
- Fear set in as John realized the sex scene is next and Sam's a method actor Lord_Tarmac
- John never did find the Urinal, but... scarlet_ohara
- If I had a hammer.... nickumoh
- "Porky's" the remake scarlet_ohara
- The producers appeal to the “alternative” community with Black Snake Moan 2 Lord_Tarmac
- Gripping the crayon tightly, Cusack scrawled an ominous message: chuchu
- If you don't like roaches then don't go to Mexico scarlet_ohara
- I know my carrier is in here somewhere Lord_Tarmac
- All of Crankyland say WTF! Your not gonna give us a shot at Carell!?!? Lord_Tarmac
- Freudian slip nickumoh
- "Runaway Jury 2: Runaway Diarrhea" Mr_Nonsense
- "Ohhh, yeah, now stick the lamp up my ass!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Hey you in 1409--get out while you can before they make a sequel!!!" rainman76x
- Shamelessly ripped-off captions: Mr_Nonsense
- John Cusack presents "Bang The Wall Slowly" rainman76x
- "Should have known this was a bad idea when they wouldn't hire Joan too." stationkj
- I'm not a carpenter, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night stationkj
- The cute and fuzzy bunnies had finally come for their revenge stationkj
- "You're a handsome devil, whats your name?" stationkj
- Tank, get me out of here! nickumoh
- Joan writes on the wall with the world's smallest pen. nickumoh
- Hillbilly Stud Finder nickumoh
- John knew the ghost got off when the lights started to flicker. nickumoh
- caption contest entry jrlewis79
- John, it's the 'Clapper', not the 'Pounder' gamerarocks
- The shirt that truly belongs in a horror movie gamerarocks
- These Hercules hooks just won't come out! Damn you Billy Mays! gamerarocks
- Notetaking at the Stephen King School for Inept Writing gamerarocks
- "I...HAVE..HAD...ENOUGH....OF YOU!!!!" Mr_Nonsense
- Poor fool never realized that 'wall' beats 'rock' everytime. Mr_Nonsense
- "While being raped by a ghost, he cried out 'Next time I go Best Western!'" Mr_Nonsense
- "Dammit, I said I wanted a woman, the one you sent had dude parts!" sonofthedummy
- "All I know is he keeps saying: "Is Grundle your daddy?" sonofthedummy
- "No more Steve Carrell movies!!!!" sonofthedummy
- "The ghosts played a cruel trick on John, making the bathroom door vanish sonofthedummy
- ...twice on the pipe, means the movie will blow. TooCool13
- "I can't decide. Tea and cake or death..." stationkj
- John returns to his room but there is no mint on his pillow stationkj
- "Where are those hookers???" stationkj
- "For Christ's sake Joan YES, I can hear you now." TooCool13
- "They mixed up my bag with Jimmy Buffet's...NOOOO!" stationkj
- Cusak's characters always try to break the 4th wall. stationkj
- "My Humps" on repeat at volume 11 would do this to anybody. ben243243
- Somewhere, John Malkovich screams, "Just leave me alone!" ben243243
- Glory Hole of our Fathers Form-VII
- Damn it why aren't you people having sex? That's the best part of motels! Form-VII
- "Stand in the corner and think about the movies you make, young man!" tanner88
- Thankfully, the Cusack/Jackson sex scene was edited. tanner88
- Damn it...this paint is no where near flesh colored! tanner88
- Cusack searches in vain for his career. tanner88
- For the last time, I DON'T HAVE YOUR TWO DOLLARS!!!! satch777
- "John finally caught that fly that was bothering him." Mr_Nonsense
- "Where's my burrito?!" Mr_Nonsense
- "A forum poster expresses anger about IP addresses." Mr_Nonsense
- "No one ever taught him about hammers." Mr_Nonsense
- "Knock a little louder, sugar!" Mr_Nonsense
- Geoff never really got the hang of masturbation... dlew919
- Hey critics and casting agents: stop laughing in there! dlew919
- He seriously believed he could look through walls. dlew919
- Con Air 2? Get me out of here!!! dlew919
- The wacky glue wore off in a few hours but John never forgave Jeremy Piven. Nathan_Jr
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